Lessons of the day(LOTD)

Notes to self:
1)Avoid using lifts..u never know who is behind/in front of that closed door till it is a bit too late for u to run for cover from the u-havent-done-that-thing-i-asked-u-to-do-2-months-back look/talk of ur prof..
2)Never allow ur barber to do a 'head massage' ..remember, he can only be as smooth as any good old neighbourhood barber can be .. his best efforts at being a professional notwithstanding, u will only endup being brutalized .. and stop looking at spa ads picturing beautiful masseuse!!

The problem with natural language processing is that the problems are exciting...but the solutions arent