Why

why do the top two in the-most-loud-mouthed-people-at-work list have such a strong accent that the first word you hear them speak will let you pin point the state..and even the town from which they hail??

and why do they keep talking with each other ALL the time??

and why are they seated next to each other even though they are working on different projects??

and why is their cube right next to mine??? :((