of stolen bag and breaking locks
scene:vasco railway police station. time - abt half past 6 in the morning. Our stud is standing in front of the inspector who is comfortably seated and enjoying first puffs of the day.
ins:See..you are an young(really??!!) man..you have to be more responsible...
stud:yes sir. That was a mistake.
ins:where are you coming from?
stud:bangalore
ins:where are you going?
stud:actually sir..I have a friend in panjim...I am going to his place..
ins:what do you do?BITS-goa?
stud:no sir..i am doing m.tech in iit bombay..
ins:oh..sit down..
stud:thank you sir..
ins:so..what happened?
stud:sir..I was sleeping in the upper berth..and my bag was kept below the seat...
ins:when you woke up the bag was missing..eh?
stud:yes sir!
ins:(to constable)dho chai lana..(turning towards stud)you drink tea?
stud:yes sir. but i havent brushed..sooo...
ins:that doesn't matter..
stud:thank you, sir.
ins:(shoving the pack of cigarrettes)you smoke?
stud:no sir. thank you.
ins:what was there in the bag?
stud:some clothes,some books and 3500 rupees.
ins:(to constable)complaint likwalo..(turning to stud)get your complaint written..
stud:i already did
ins:ok..where do stay in blore..
stud:in south bangalore, sir.
ins:my bro-in-law is in koramangala..he studied in iit kanpur..
stud:oh..thats great..sir
(some more conversation abt his bro-in-law..all along..the stud is saying..oh..great..thats good..hmmm..aah haa..okay..)
ins:leave your address and phone number with the complaint..i am going to blore next month..if we find the bag..i will make sure it reaches your home..
stud:thank you, sir.
ins:do you have some money. should i give you 500?
stud:i have atm cards sir..and anyway..i am going to my friends place..so i must be able to manage..thank you sir.
ins:sure?
stud:yes,sir
ins:you need any help?
stud:i think..finding the bag is the biggest help..other than..
ins:(cutting his talk)see..i cant assure you of that..if we find it..i will make sure it reaches you..you want some other help?
stud:no sir..thank you..
ins:ok..leave you address with him(points to constable)
stud:thank you sir
scene:hostel 6,room 14. time-arnd 2ish in the noon. stud1 is seen in front of the locked room.he gets hold of stud2 who has managed to get into his room and changed to banian and shorts.
stud1:these moodi people have locked my room and they havent left the keys with the manager...
stud2:my room was also locked
stud1:ohh..tumne lock kaisa kola?
stud2:break it..
stud1:thod dhun?
stud2:haan..
stud1:ohhh..kaise??
stud2:(holds the lock at an angle)hold it like this and hit it with a big stone..
stud1:ohh..
(he follows the instructions..and bingo..it takes exactly four hits to open the small lock)
scene:hostel 6,room 14..time 6 in the evening. our stud is seen sitting in front of a locked bag. There is a pile of pieces of broken stone around the bag and our stud is currently seen holding another big stone. Apparently this is the other bag which he had left in the store room. He has lost the key of this bag (as it was in the bag that was stolen). Our stud is trying the same technique to break the lock..but it does not work as this is lock is bigger. All of a sudden he runs out of the room and goes to the plumber (who is all covered with dirt) working in the coomon bathrooms.
stud:bhaiya..kya aap lock thod sakthe hein?
plum:kya??!!
stud:i mean..mere bag lock hova hein..aur usike chabi ko gayi hein..kya aap lock thod sakthe hein?yah cut kar sakthe hein?
plum:oohh..(pointing to hacksaw blade)is blade se cutega?
stud:try tho kar sakthe hein..
plum:bag idher lawo..
stud:ek minute..
(he gets the bag..and after trying to saw the lock at different angles..the plumber decides to change tools..he goes for the big hammer..and bingo...it takes exactly four hits to open the lock(yes it was a copy paste))
stud:thanks bhaiya
plum:haan haan..teek hain
ins:See..you are an young(really??!!) man..you have to be more responsible...
stud:yes sir. That was a mistake.
ins:where are you coming from?
stud:bangalore
ins:where are you going?
stud:actually sir..I have a friend in panjim...I am going to his place..
ins:what do you do?BITS-goa?
stud:no sir..i am doing m.tech in iit bombay..
ins:oh..sit down..
stud:thank you sir..
ins:so..what happened?
stud:sir..I was sleeping in the upper berth..and my bag was kept below the seat...
ins:when you woke up the bag was missing..eh?
stud:yes sir!
ins:(to constable)dho chai lana..(turning towards stud)you drink tea?
stud:yes sir. but i havent brushed..sooo...
ins:that doesn't matter..
stud:thank you, sir.
ins:(shoving the pack of cigarrettes)you smoke?
stud:no sir. thank you.
ins:what was there in the bag?
stud:some clothes,some books and 3500 rupees.
ins:(to constable)complaint likwalo..(turning to stud)get your complaint written..
stud:i already did
ins:ok..where do stay in blore..
stud:in south bangalore, sir.
ins:my bro-in-law is in koramangala..he studied in iit kanpur..
stud:oh..thats great..sir
(some more conversation abt his bro-in-law..all along..the stud is saying..oh..great..thats good..hmmm..aah haa..okay..)
ins:leave your address and phone number with the complaint..i am going to blore next month..if we find the bag..i will make sure it reaches your home..
stud:thank you, sir.
ins:do you have some money. should i give you 500?
stud:i have atm cards sir..and anyway..i am going to my friends place..so i must be able to manage..thank you sir.
ins:sure?
stud:yes,sir
ins:you need any help?
stud:i think..finding the bag is the biggest help..other than..
ins:(cutting his talk)see..i cant assure you of that..if we find it..i will make sure it reaches you..you want some other help?
stud:no sir..thank you..
ins:ok..leave you address with him(points to constable)
stud:thank you sir
scene:hostel 6,room 14. time-arnd 2ish in the noon. stud1 is seen in front of the locked room.he gets hold of stud2 who has managed to get into his room and changed to banian and shorts.
stud1:these moodi people have locked my room and they havent left the keys with the manager...
stud2:my room was also locked
stud1:ohh..tumne lock kaisa kola?
stud2:break it..
stud1:thod dhun?
stud2:haan..
stud1:ohhh..kaise??
stud2:(holds the lock at an angle)hold it like this and hit it with a big stone..
stud1:ohh..
(he follows the instructions..and bingo..it takes exactly four hits to open the small lock)
scene:hostel 6,room 14..time 6 in the evening. our stud is seen sitting in front of a locked bag. There is a pile of pieces of broken stone around the bag and our stud is currently seen holding another big stone. Apparently this is the other bag which he had left in the store room. He has lost the key of this bag (as it was in the bag that was stolen). Our stud is trying the same technique to break the lock..but it does not work as this is lock is bigger. All of a sudden he runs out of the room and goes to the plumber (who is all covered with dirt) working in the coomon bathrooms.
stud:bhaiya..kya aap lock thod sakthe hein?
plum:kya??!!
stud:i mean..mere bag lock hova hein..aur usike chabi ko gayi hein..kya aap lock thod sakthe hein?yah cut kar sakthe hein?
plum:oohh..(pointing to hacksaw blade)is blade se cutega?
stud:try tho kar sakthe hein..
plum:bag idher lawo..
stud:ek minute..
(he gets the bag..and after trying to saw the lock at different angles..the plumber decides to change tools..he goes for the big hammer..and bingo...it takes exactly four hits to open the lock(yes it was a copy paste))
stud:thanks bhaiya
plum:haan haan..teek hain
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